The Government-promised Global Warming has been a bit of a bust. You'll need a sweater.
But it's an ill wind that blows no good. Seems the real reason our Somalis are leaving Maine (and Minnesota) to go on on jihad is to get back to where it's warm. BTW, Be totin' that gun if you're visiting any of our Somali neighborhoods.
Yep. That's a new development since I left the State 'o Maine. Lewiston was never a really nice town and I hear that it's gone straight to hell since all of the Somalis moved in.
Every now and again I miss Maine, but it ain't the same place that I grew up in.