You apparently did not get ... or ignored the memo. The NFL is no longer about football. It is about being an instrument of social change. In fact, I think that the new, non-violent NFL should adopt the girl's soccer rule of not keeping score.
Bill, no doubt you are gender normative, hegemonic, patriarchal, eurocentric, imperialistic, colonial, capitalist,and probably an evangelical fanatic. Sam is just trying to get along and get in the broadcast booth by using the back door.
He should broadcast. He couldn't possibly be worse at it than Olberman, who is queer and who cannot play or talk football, either.
Maye there’s a future for Sam as Pharaoh Obama’s body man when Reggie falls out of favor.
Guilty as charged. But you forgot "Gun-toting". :-)
How's the weather up in Maine today? I'm missing it this week....temps in the 90s where I am, all week long.