And boobie inequality (someone needs to pay for some implants for me), as well, fashion inequality (why should the Kardashians be allowed to spend so much on great clothes while I have to wear stuff from Walmart?). The list is endless!!
The answer, of course, is that everyone else needs to have their boobies surgically reduced to be closer to yours. Isn’t that the leftist Utopia, to reduce everyone to the lowest common denominator?