Maybe my reading skills are going south alone with my hair but does this article’s first sentence say that Mrs. Messer went amiss in front of the police station?
Yes it does. No she didn’t.
“I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.”
Yes. I guess if one graduates at the bottom of the class in journalism....
Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes. (A reference to the movie Idiocracy.)