- "We believe that Wall Street needs stronger rules and tougher enforcement, and we're willing to fight for it."
- "We believe in science, and that means that we have a responsibility to protect this Earth."
- "We believe that the Internet shouldn't be rigged to benefit big corporations, and that means real net neutrality."
- "We believe that no one should work full-time and still live in poverty, and that means raising the minimum wage."
- "We believe that fast-food workers deserve a livable wage, and that means that when they take to the picket line, we are proud to fight alongside them."
- "We believe that students are entitled to get an education without being crushed by debt."
- "We believe that after a lifetime of work, people are entitled to retire with dignity, and that means protecting Social Security, Medicare, and pensions."
- "We believe—I can't believe I have to say this in 2014—we believe in equal pay for equal work."
- "We believe that equal means equal, and that's true in marriage, it's true in the workplace, it's true in all of America."
- "We believe that immigration has made this country strong and vibrant, and that means reform."
- "And we believe that corporations are not people, that women have a right to their bodies. We will overturn Hobby Lobby and we will fight for it. We will fight for it!"
- we believe in further government control of the capital markets, already made dysfunctional from over-regulation and the machinations of Progressive Wilson's Federal Reserve;
- we believe in using fraudulent science to effect worldwide wealth distribution from democracies to our favored nations: totalitarian societies, theocracies and dictatorships;
- we believe in state control of the Internet and the prohibition of free speech, except as such speech supports state control of society and is authorized in advance by us;
- we believe that low-wage earners should be forced out of their jobs and into government welfare programs, so that they can become dependent upon these programs and thus likely to support and vote for greater government control over the economy;
- we believe in telling fast-food workers that they should be paid more than they are worth so that they will lose their jobs, go on government welfare programs and support big government. This was repetitive of the previous commandment, because it is a shout-out to a potential protected class whom we are trying to turn out to vote;
- we believe in free college socialist indoctrination, funded by the middle class;
- we believe in pretending that we support the interests of senior citizens, while subtly weakening health and pension benefits by under-reporting inflation, degrading health care service levels and secretly planning adjustments (age of entitlement, etc.) to be implemented when we have full control;
- we believe in telling employes that they are being paid too little, so that they will further support government control of the economy;
- we believe in equal outcomes and equal misery, but not in equal opportunity. Enhanced privileges will be reserved for socialists (please use the word "progressive" when in the company of the masses):
- we believe that priority should be given to immigrants who have a desire to seek public assistance, a willingness to break laws and have no skills, so that these immigrants can form a reliable voting base to support socialist policies; and
- we believe in telling women that they have a right to kill their babies.
/s Fauxcohantas