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Airbus Seeking Patent For Bicycle Seats Because Flying Isn’t Uncomfortable Enough Already
The Consumerist ^
| 14 July 2014
| Mary Beth Quirk
Posted on 07/14/2014 6:21:39 PM PDT by Lorianne
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Why not just make them stationary bikes to power the plane?
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posted on
07/14/2014 6:21:39 PM PDT
by
Lorianne
To: Lorianne
Why bother with the seat? Frances is after all the gayest nation on Earth.
To: Lorianne
Don’t give them any ideas.
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posted on
07/14/2014 6:27:52 PM PDT
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: Lorianne
Why not just a post up your butt and then you can stick the passengers in the floor like a pin cushion? Less passenger space and seats = more freight space.
I ought to patent that.
To: MIchaelTArchangel
Sounds like a Southpark episode.
To: Lorianne
Boy thats an incentive to stop flying
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posted on
07/14/2014 6:29:39 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Sequoyah101
On the plus side when your neighbor pukes it will just flow straight down to the floor and then to the back of the plane.
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posted on
07/14/2014 6:30:29 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Lorianne
Bicycle seats are implicated in a five-fold increase of prostate cancer in men. This promises a windfall for the attorneys seeking damages in the future for these airline passengers using the prostate cancer inducing seating.
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posted on
07/14/2014 6:33:41 PM PDT
by
WhiskeyX
To: Lorianne
They’ll charge extra for it.
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posted on
07/14/2014 6:35:18 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(The cure has become worse than the disease. Support an end to the WOD now.)
To: Lorianne
No bloody way.
What will they do to business or first? Stools? Throw peanuts and water?
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posted on
07/14/2014 6:41:36 PM PDT
by
OpusatFR
To: Lorianne
Does anyone need to go anyplace bad enough to fly like that?
Why not just build honeycombs in the plane, sedate the passengers for the flight, and then drag them out onto the tarmac to wake up afterward. Then hose out the honeycomb and load in the next cargo of meatbags.
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posted on
07/14/2014 6:43:44 PM PDT
by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyranni)
To: WhiskeyX
>>Bicycle seats are implicated in a five-fold increase of prostate cancer in men.
No one cares about prostate cancer because women can’t get it. Now, be a good sheep and buy some pink crap or Komen will claim that you hate your mother and wish she was dead.
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posted on
07/14/2014 6:45:55 PM PDT
by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyranni)
To: rabidralph
>Sounds like a Southpark episode. The G-rated version:
To: Lorianne
They could simply stack people on pallets for even more revenue.
To: Lorianne
The airline's earlier patent:
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posted on
07/14/2014 7:02:33 PM PDT
by
Dagnabitt
(Amnesty is Treason. Its agents are Traitors.)
To: Lorianne
thank god i haven’t flown since 2001.
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posted on
07/14/2014 7:02:40 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Lorianne
Time to dust off some transport layouts from the 17 and 1800s.
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posted on
07/14/2014 7:02:45 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
To: Lorianne
so there will be no seat cushion to capture the farts of the folks ahead of you.
sweeeeeet.
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posted on
07/14/2014 7:03:34 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Lorianne
they don’t show how the tray tables will come down from the person’s back.
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posted on
07/14/2014 7:04:20 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Lorianne
Take the restrooms out and put um on porta-potty seats, so they can add more seats, more ticket sales.
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posted on
07/14/2014 7:05:15 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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