>> those who “ridicule” Islam
Islam is a war plan. That’s not ridicule — that’s something to be feared.
My feelings exactly.
Stop muslim immigration.
Just askin.
Mohammedans invite ridicule when they act like seventh century barbarians.
You goat humpin, boy buggering, bomb chunking, neck cleaving Islamothugs all need to drown in a sea of pig blood........Like that???
We love a challenge here at FR, so the worse the joke, the better (ululating)
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
Q: What’s the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.
Q: Did you hear about the Catholic Iraqi?
A: He was a Shite Muslim.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Islam beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammered.
Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?
A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.
Q: How did you get out of Iraq?
A: Iran
Q: What do you call a Muslim on a toilet?
A: Islamic Relief.
Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
A: Dora the Exploder!
Q: A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.
A: The bartender says hello Mr. President.
Q: Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is?
A: The man get’s to see a striptease every night.
Q: Why are they clueless in Saudi Arabia?
A: Cause they live under Iraq.
Q: “What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist.”
Q: What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden’s death?
A: Don’t put your contact info on the Playstation Network!
Q: Why doesn’t Gaddafi go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper?
A: youseen memuff
Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.
Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A: They mark the camels that kick.
Q: Why did the radical Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up?
A: He wanted to go everywhere.
Q: What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A: A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.
Q. What can the Palestinians do to raise the average IQ in the West Bank?
A. Allow Jews to come in.
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.
Q: Why don’t they teach Driver’s Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
A: They don’t want to wear out the camel.
Q: Why aren’t there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there is a target on every corner.
Q: What did the warning label on the suicide bombers vest say?
A: In case of Jews, pull cord tightly!
Q: What do you call a building full of Taliban?
A: Jail
Q: What’s the difference between a microwave and a Islamic extremist?
A: A microwave doesn’t blow up every time the timer goes off.
I went to a Muslim birthday party last night. Damn if that wasn’t the fastest game of Hot Potato I’ve ever seen!
The amount of joking about Islam should be like the amount of salt in one’s food.
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a Persian.
We are making a big mistake by allowing any of these bastards to immigrate to the U.S.
Islam is naturally ridiculous.
Have your fun now monkey boy because Hell is not a nice place..........
I fart in the sultan’s general direction...
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.Hey moosie turds,
Nah nah nah nah naaahhh.
Up yours and to hell with your gutter phony “religion”.