The United States is the most Obese Nation in the world.
Black people are the Fattest race in America.
http://kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-re/
More women are fat then men.
Fat Black Women are major contributors to killing polar bears and destroying the planet.
Black Women vote 95% democrat.
Therefor: Democrats who truly believe in Global warming need to organize and protest against Fat Black Women!
Fat chance of that ever happening.
Maybe we could just fit methane recapture devices to every person over a certain BMI and require them to walk to the nearest collection center.