“I could feel their eyes raping me, before their eyes tied me up with ropes and dragged me behind their pickup trucks, while their eyes screamed ‘make her eat pork’! And their eyes did much, much worse than that. It helped that I could read their minds, and interpret what they were thinking as code for anti-Muslim hatred.”
She has missed out on a quite a career working carnivals with those kinds of mind reading abilities.
Geez, lady.
When you dress like you are a freak — people will look at you like you are a freak.
Take the stupid towel off your noggin — and choose to be an American.