[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

single-use plastic bags in

So the stores just relabel them Double use?

[publius911]

single-use plastic bags in So the stores just relabel them Double use?

Man, does that mean that I have to go read digging to even know what the designation of the proposed bill is to know what's in it?

Will it be a felony to provide plastic bags?
Will I be arrested if I bring my own plastic bags with me to the store?
Will there be a plastic bag registry?
Will it be punishable by SWAT teams with automatic weapons and armored personnel carriers?
Will Obama allow targeted drones against violators?

So many unanswered questions.
So little time...

[trebb]

So the stores just relabel them Double use?

And list possible 2nd-use hints on the bags:
- Make-shift ski mask (great for visits to the bank)
- Emergency condom (boast to your friends that you "super-sized")
- Kite (add a few feet of dental floss and you have instant fun)
etc...etc...etc...