GPH, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Vodka, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water?
On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Water, that’s what I’m getting at, water.
Greetings Puny Humans, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this Earth’s surface is water. Why, do you realize that 70 percent of you is water?
And as puny human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Are you beginning to understand?
Have you never wondered why I, tumblindice, drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
Well, do you know what it is?
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?
Actually, fluoridation was invented by the American mine owners as a way to get rid of the toxic Fluoride that was a byproduct of mining operations. In a sense it is Communist plot -the very same Wall Street clique invested $20M to install Communist terror in Russia in 1917.
It's worth noting that U.S.A. and Canada are among the very few countries still pouring fluoride poison into drinking water.
I hereby announce that your post is satire.
Pick up the phone, Alex wants to talk