[shibumi]

"When they came for my toilet paper, I said nothing. But at some point you have to draw the line."

They can take the toilet paper.

But as compensation I want a bidet installed along with endless towel service.

(I tried pinging "Sheryl Crow" but it didn't work.)

[driftless2]

"Crow"

Speaking of whom, has anybody checked her out lately to see if she's using just one square? Or maybe people can't get close enough to ask her.

[Big Giant Head]

Bidets are cheap, effective, and readily available as an add-on to a standard toilet.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_3_5?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=bidet+toilet+attachment&sprefix=Bidet%2Caps%2C245

[Freestate316]

One Sheet Sheryl. There’s someone I would definitely not shake hands with!