[Sooth2222]

When Schmidt asked the officials why they thought the quote was threatening, one said, "'when you see the word fire, then someone shows up with an AK-47 here shooting everybody,'" he told the paper.

That college administrator must be on drugs. (And if not, he/she needs to be.)

[Alas Babylon!]

How about this. News reporter:

"Fire fighters responded to a 3 alarm fire on Main Street yesterday at the Match-fire building. The fire burned the building to the ground before fire fighters could put out the blaze. Fire insurance investigators say the fire caused $325,000 worth of damage. We spoke to Fire Chief Wayne Smith....

Community college officials: "Oh my god, they've got AK-47's!!! Turn off the television and get under the desks!"