Did he ride away on his Pee Wee Herman bike?
Posted on 04/18/2014 1:34:38 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
The White House is going to war with another fox — and this time, it’s personal.
The Wall Street Journal reports that a red fox has been causing chaos around the White House, tripping security alarms, digging up Michelle’s garden and distracting the president from his duties.
The Secret Service won’t give any details about how often the fox trips the White House’s obviously sophisticated security alarms, but rest assured, officials say, they’re watching.
President Obama was apparently “stunned” to see the fox roaming freely down the oft-photographed White House colonnade, home to the world’s shortest, but most dramatic, outdoor strolls.
The bushy-tailed visitor first made his appearance at the White House just before the October government shutdown, the Journal’s Carol Lee reports.
As Michelle Obama’s garden sat unattended during the shutdown, the fox “tore” through it.
Of course, that can’t stand.
The White House groundskeepers have avoided using any Second Amendment remedies to eliminate the threat to Michelle’s carrots, but they’ve reportedly laid out an array of metal traps to catch the fox — no luck so far.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
The President has been “experimenting” again
——President Obama was apparently “stunned” to see the fox roaming freely down the oft-photographed White House colonnade, home to the world’s shortest, but most dramatic, outdoor strolls.——
Wow...dramatic outdoor strolls....LOL
No wonder the MSM are such lapdogs....they are easily distracted and impressed by shiny objects...
Vacay is ruining the wookie’s garden. The fox don’t eat Bushie broccoli.
Are they vegetarians?
Michelle could put on one of her 5+ thousand dollar dresses and play Scare Crow
Tis just ole Pooty Poot messin with Bambi.
It was never anything more than a photo-op, anyway.
don't worry..folks, the BLM, is "on" the case w/JBTs,
armoured cars, M-1 tanks, planes and Apaches.
Possessed by the spirit Martin Van Buren, his nick name was “Red Fox of Kinderhook”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_of_United_States_Presidents
Good grief.....put down the crack pipe Whitehouse. Foxes are vegetarians? this is a joke ....right?
RACIST!
Gee, you blew a BIG hole right in the entire story. :o)
Obama is a PIMP, an amoral pimp, nothing more, nothing less.
that he can be distracted by a fox? ...I got distracted by a Fox once...twice..maybe more. Then I ran across a Cougar.
Call out the SWAT TEAMS from all federal agencies to locate this fox hiding out in the White House bunker. Michelle must’ve been on vacay when this fox first made an appearance tearing through cabbages and carrots and squash. I hope the fox doesn’t have rabies and bite the president when he is out for a smoke . . .
Barack!....You big dummy!
Did he ride away on his Pee Wee Herman bike?
But what is that thing perched between those two dried op old lefty cows?
Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: Four drinks.
What a shame after the many hours FLOTUS has spent toiling and tilling.
Oh the irony!!!!
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