" M'Kay, you all might think that dropping a dook in the urinal is a victimless crime, M'Kay!"
"… because SOMEONE had to walk into the bathroom…drop their pants…turn around…maybe spread their butt cheeks apart with their hands…and squeeze out a choclate hot dog."
"After having to wake up early, you know? There's NO coffee in the teacher's lounge, and then you walk into the bathroom to just find a big dook laying there in the urinal! Like it's laughing at you!"