I just pound my whiskers through my cheeks with a 16 oz. claw hammer, and bite them off from the inside. Then a little splash of habanero aftershave, and I’m good to go for the rest of the day.
Dang right. I don’t grow anything a good quality belt sander won’t take care of. Not the cheap ones, of course.
That’s so funny that I’m out of words for a response. Is that original, or from some standup routine?
Soft.
I lather with caustic soda, burn them off with a blowtorch, douse it with nitric acid and feel like a champ afterward.
You’re a better man than me Gunga Din....I use a blow torch and the splash on some 101 Rum....YEEEEEEOOOOOOW