Grandpa is off the streets.
From his perspective, he gets free room and board, a roof over his head, fully covered medical care and even a burial benefit.
When you’re a senior criminal, life is a lot easier on the inside than out on the streets.
Shawshank Redemption
Life on the outside ain't what it used to be....
“part-time bathtub repairman”
For real? That’s a real occupation?
Well, he didn’t hurt anybody. Maybe they should let him out early for good behavior.