Well hell, I plan something big for tonight. I guess that’s a threat now too? It really means I plan a nice big meal, but... no, it’s a threat now.
When did we start making stuff up outright?
“I will wake up tomorrow on time to get to work” must mean “I have a thermonuclear device that I will place on the Eiffel Tower and detonate”, under these new rules of language.
When did the entire f***ing world lose it’s damned mind?
When did the entire f***ing world lose it’s damned mind?...About the time LBJ said the gulf of Tonkin was an excuse for pumped up action of VN.
>>Well hell, I plan something big for tonight. I guess that’s a threat now too? <<
Don’t get mad at me. It is the post-9/11 reality.
Like I said, say that while boarding. You will miss your flight and might never be allowed to travel on that airline again. Even if the “something big” was to propose on the flight.
Just like you can’t say “That movie? What a bomb!” on a plane.
It is a reality. Just like worm-eaters who say they won’t fly b/c they don’t like the idea of the TSA. Get used to reality.
“Well hell, I plan something big for tonight. I guess that’s a threat now too?”
If you mention that you are an Al Qaeda member in the same breath, then yes.