President Obama Helps Michelle Avoid Wardrobe Malfunction

Hollywood Life ^ | 4/10/14 | Bonnie Fuller

[SoFloFreeper]

The first lady almost suffered a major wardrobe malfunction just like Kate Middleton, but luckily the President was there to hold down her dress!

...Crisis averted! Michelle Obama had trouble on the way as the wind started to pick up. There was a huge opportunity for a tragic wardrobe malfunction to occur, but not on Barack’s watch. Luckily President Obama was standing close by to wife Michelle, assisting her with any battle between her skirt and the wind.

[SoFloFreeper]

Another attempt to create the illusion of a happy couple....kind of like Bill and Hitlery's "dancing near the waterfall" shot from years ago....released, coincidentally, just before the Lewinsky story broke....

[MagnoliaB]

At least he saved everyone from a ‘what has been seen cannot be unseen’ moment.

[dead]

He was terrified of what he might see.

[catfish1957]

Please no pics. I’d like to keep breakfast down.

[dforest]

Yeah, I was just thinking that was the only good thing Barry has ever done for the country.

[yldstrk]

can you say pencil skirt

or have weights put in the hem

[chiefqc]

At least we were not subjected to the site of her jockey underware.

[Farmer Dean]

“He was terified..”
As are we all.

[jughandle]

For the first time in five years...Thank you, Mr.President

[SouthernClaire]

Yep. And the pic on the site doesn’t even match the story. One of his hands is on her shoulder, the other on the handrail. Not sure what they’re going on about. I guess, as is the norm, they’re just making up fairy tails as they go along.

[Sacajaweau]

It's kinda like an umbrella, isn't it BO?

Okay Bono...Go to it.

[Pearls Before Swine]

“My eyes... my eyes!”

—Al Bundy

[IronJack]

Had the impish wind succeeded, numerous eyes would have been gouged out, and asylums would have filled to overflowing.

[meatloaf]

Probably a thong.

[C210N]

but luckily the President was there to hold down her dress!

For the first time during 0's presidency, I'm proud of my country!

[LittleBillyInfidel]

His ‘leading from behind’ finally pays off for the rest of us.

[SoFloFreeper]

Oh, the video is being run on south Florida tv this morning....given more attention than the resignation of Cruella Deville from HHS. GOTTA get the idol worship in!

[Johnny_cash]

Post of the day!
LOL....

[mcshot]

her = his

[ThunderSleeps]

Hey, I don’t blame him. I don’t want to see that either.