Maybe I'll take up homing pigeons.
I'm too old to give THAT much of a shit anymore.
You are a genius. Homing pigeons!!
Here’s one for people who want a much faster browser with many features. Works with Flash and the like, and works better with HTML5 than other browsers.
For those who’ve complained about lack of a fancy video downloader extension for Midori (for Youtube and the like), have a look at packages nomnom, cclive, etc. Midori already comes with Adblock and other useful extensions (under “preferences”).
For people who have newer, more powerful computers, Pale Moon is getting good reviews.