The only problem there, with the clock being right twice a day — is that you don’t know WHICH STORY that applies to until AFTER THE FACT and when it becomes obvious in the regular news. Until then - it could be a flying saucer story, or a pregnant woman giving birth to a cow at age 90 ... :-) ...
And when you “know it’s true” by other sources - you find out you never needed the National Enquirer in the first place.
In other words ... they’re totally useless.
If the MSM were willing to investigate, you might be correct. Unfortunately, they are not, and the National Enquirer keeps even the low information voter somewhat informed, so its not totally useless.
Hah! Everyone knows cows don't live to be 90