He would look like a beached whale.
Probably would wear colored socks with scandals.
Perhaps Sissy can bestir himself to explain to the rest of us great unwashed how one can identify a car bomber. But wouldn’t that be “profiling”? It appears that the great, vast, overwhelming majority of car bombers are young Arab men. What is it about this particular elderly white man that makes Sissy think he might be a car bomber? Other than Sissy’s resentment and desire to spew vitriol and spite?