That made me laugh, but you do know that your referenced comment and most others are humorous (but cautionary) in nature.
We have a truly fun, insightful group of people here. It’s the family you choose, rather than the family you are stuck with.
I know...but that WAS the first thing I thought of when I read this: “Great. Now I have another thing to worry about...”
I know there is nothing in the least funny about Ebola, but...hey, gotta find a way to stay sane!