uhh... yeah. Right. Lets just file that under “highly unlikely”
As opposed, you mean, to how likely it is for a 777 to entirely vanish off the face of the Earth, and apparently stump even the most experienced pilots and aviation experts for an explanation?
Actually, I think my solution is pretty logical, if such a job had to be done. Admit it - you didn't think of using the meal carts to roll the bodies!