The truck is a RINO plot to make you crazy. I think you got a deal on it because of the mind rays the NSA installed in the sun visors. On election day, you will dutifuly vote for the GOP NO MATTER WHAT and return home knowing that you elected a LESSER EVIL...
Or you could just blow the damn thing up ;)
LOL!
Yeah, the more I look at it, the more I think I just got plain lucky. Ol' Henry must have been smiling down on me the day I picked it up, because there's no way that it's a light duty van.
Darn it. Now you got my curiosity all stirred up again. I'm about to head outside with a flashlight to write down the vehicle specs from the door jamb sticker. I'll hit you on fm in a little while.