[Billthedrill]

sending an immediate fact finding mission to Ukraine... with the aim of ending the crisis through political dialogue.

Uh, Ma'am? This is political dialogue. Nothing makes a diplomatic point clearer than troops on the ground.

[VanDeKoik]

Putin seems to understand the saying “speak softly and carry a big stick”.

Obama: Oh I know about holding lots of those!

No, idiot, I said STICK.