He probably would added another couple million to his lawsuit if he had went to the bathroom and there was only one square left on the toilet roll.
it’s CA, paper products kill trees, can’t have that.. Can’t use water to wash your back side.. so pull up your pants and get out or use the hand dryer powered by unicorn farts and bird killing windmills.
won’t come off? oh well. Have some more mcdonalds. it’ll loosen up.
That would be something to Crow about.