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All he has to do is sneeze....
1 posted on 02/26/2014 5:27:19 AM PST by theruleshavechanged
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To: theruleshavechanged

“God’s work”? Obama really is an agent of Satan.


2 posted on 02/26/2014 5:28:30 AM PST by frogjerk (We are conservatives. Not libertarians, not "fiscal conservatives", not moderates)
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To: theruleshavechanged

They were however upset he did not sneeze upon them.


3 posted on 02/26/2014 5:29:02 AM PST by John W (Viva Cristo Rey!)
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To: theruleshavechanged

I always wondered a country could allow communism and a dictator to take over. Now I know, they don’t allow they cheer.


4 posted on 02/26/2014 5:34:54 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: theruleshavechanged
"The work you’re doing is God’s work," he said. "It is hard work."

Said the stumbling block to the unbelievers and haters of all that is holy.

5 posted on 02/26/2014 5:37:12 AM PST by ecomcon
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To: theruleshavechanged

I wonder what they’d do if he farted?


6 posted on 02/26/2014 5:37:44 AM PST by Ancient Man
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To: theruleshavechanged

You should have put a barf alert on it.


10 posted on 02/26/2014 5:47:23 AM PST by TurkeyLurkey
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To: theruleshavechanged

You should have put a barf alert on it.


11 posted on 02/26/2014 5:47:44 AM PST by TurkeyLurkey
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To: theruleshavechanged

Wow, he can even sneeze on demand when the TelePrompter tells him to.


13 posted on 02/26/2014 5:48:31 AM PST by Old Yeller (P)
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To: theruleshavechanged
I feel like I'm living through Star Wars sometimes.

14 posted on 02/26/2014 5:51:00 AM PST by McGruff (Every night has it's dawn.)
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His supporters would have been orgasmic, had he farted.

(I dunno if “orgasmic” is a word or not but if not, it should be)


19 posted on 02/26/2014 6:20:43 AM PST by Graybeard58 (Welfare is a narcotic, a subtle destroyer of the human spirit. F.D.R.)
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To: theruleshavechanged

Attributing anything to God, that isn’t biblical, is dangerous ground.

God is not the author of confusion - and that is biblical.


21 posted on 02/26/2014 6:24:00 AM PST by Graybeard58 (Welfare is a narcotic, a subtle destroyer of the human spirit. F.D.R.)
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To: theruleshavechanged

Bump.


22 posted on 02/26/2014 6:24:58 AM PST by Graybeard58 (God is not the author of confusion.)
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To: theruleshavechanged

Too bad it wasn’t a real “snot-blaster” sneeze!


23 posted on 02/26/2014 6:44:05 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: theruleshavechanged
"Supporters cheer after President Obama sneezes"

Really? This reads like bad sci-fi.

Wonder if anyone in the audience said "God Bless You." :-)

24 posted on 02/26/2014 7:02:45 AM PST by wbill
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Jatravartids

(Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy reference)


27 posted on 02/26/2014 10:47:39 AM PST by mikey_hates_everything
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To: theruleshavechanged
"I gotta 'Get Covered,'" Obama added, referring to his signature health care law, which prompted applause and cheers from his supporters.

I got ObamaCare and now I'm covered!!!


29 posted on 02/26/2014 10:52:00 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (Play the 'Knockout Game' with someone owning a 9mm and you get what you deserve)
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Wonder what they do when he takes a crap!


30 posted on 02/26/2014 10:53:24 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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