something you won't see in the American L$M
Reminds me of the Chinese Dodgeball announcers on South Park.
CHINESE SPORTSCASTER
Okay, Tom rooks rike the Americans
are getting ready to play... I don’t
suppose they’ll have any problems
SEEING the ball with their BIG
American Eyes!
The two sportscasters laugh.
CHINESE SPORTSCASTER 2
Yea! Good thing they have those big
eyes so they don’t have to rely on
that AMAZING AMERICAN INTELLECT!!
The laugh even harder.
CHINESE SPORTSCASTER
Oh, you say such things.
CHINESE SPORTSCASTER 2
That’s a zinger!
CHINESE SPORTSCASTER
Hey, hey, what you call white American
person with P.H.D. in Physics and
math?
CHINESE SPORTSCASTER 2
I don’t know, what?
CHINESE SPORTSCASTER
Stupid American!
ANNOUNCER
OH! Another American is down! It’s,
number... uh... Oh I don’t know all
Americans look alike!
STAN
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!
CHINESE ANNOUNCER
Oh my, I haven’t seen an American
die like that since Abraham Lincoln!
CHINESE ANNOUNCER 2
Dude! That is not cool. You’re gonna
get us into trouble again!
It's been amost 30 years since the 1984 Summer Olympics in LA. Back then, ABC mostly just covered US athetes.