Better yet, simply lie.
I’m usually feeling very black inside when asked such things.
I would check off all of them and when they questioned me I would answer that I am of the race of man, one of God’s children. Then I would smile and say FOAD.
Just between us, I am sure it will go no farther, under race and ethnic background I threw in white, black, hispanic, American Indian, and then Eskimo, Samonan, Portuguese, and something else that I can’t spell. In truth I am a Melungeon and nobody knows what the hell we are up of, so prove I aint all of the above.
Since I know my doctor is in essence now a government employee I no longer tell my doc the truth about anything. I treat myself as best I can. Broad spectrum antibiotics and penicillin can be had at Tractor Supply or Rural King without a prescription and you can buy needles also. Stock up on vitamins and supplements as the pharma cos. will probably be the only source in the future and that will require a scrip. Do not purchase aspirin or anything else that you put in your body that is made in any Asian country. Read on the label and if it says distributed by a well known American company you can bet it is made in China. If the Chinese will poison your cat or dog what makes you think you are special?
The kind of stuff we used to laugh at when it came out of the Soviet Union. Buncha frickin' pathetic losers.
I despise the idea of the thing, but I'd just check "American" [first choice!] and die on another hill.