[doorgunner69]

85% left brained. Wife would agree. I like to kid her that she would be mute if I tied her hands.

When she rags on me for being relentlessly literal and logical, I just ask: "Would you rather have airplanes and things that might kill you if they fail be designed by hairdressers?"

That usually ends her line of attack.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome to the Canteen, doorgunner...Hawaii might be the only warm state.

I know a couple folks like your wife....it's all hands or muteness. LOL!

We thank you for your service to our country.