Why Aren’t Americans Cast As Superheroes Anymore?
Two Words.
Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought over a bet.The loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.
When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Bruce Wayne once made a bet, the loser had to wear a bat costume and pretend he was a superhero.