Brilliant!
To: markomalley
If that doesn’t work maybe 24/7 Barney. Just sayin’.
2 posted on
11/21/2013 3:39:57 AM PST by
duckman
(I'm part of the group pulling the wagon!)
To: markomalley
Opera would work for me, but if it was classical I might be tempted to stay a while.
Of course if it was Hip Hop, I wouldn’t stop if I was starving.
3 posted on
11/21/2013 3:40:34 AM PST by
Ronin
(Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
To: markomalley
previous efforts involved blaring songs by Barry Manilow Barely Manenough wouldn't drive me away - he would drive me to violence. And I'm not a teenager (like you didn't know that). :-)
4 posted on
11/21/2013 3:46:49 AM PST by
Hardastarboard
(You can keep your doctor - if you lock him in your basement.)
To: markomalley
Just like the Martians in “Mars Attacks.” The perfidious little green bastards couldn’t stand the sound of Slim Whitman’s wholesome crooning.
6 posted on
11/21/2013 4:06:43 AM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(If you liked the website, you'll LOVE the healthcare!)
To: markomalley
The older customers don’t mind. They just turn off their hearing aids and enjoy the solitude without rowdy teens.
7 posted on
11/21/2013 4:11:08 AM PST by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
To: markomalley
That is a fantastic idea.
8 posted on
11/21/2013 4:13:15 AM PST by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th (and 17th))
To: markomalley
My grandfather had a 78 rpm record entitled How to Drive Away Unwanted Guests. It consisted of various irritating sounds - squealing train wheels, sirens, etc.
I loved it as a young boy!
9 posted on
11/21/2013 4:20:22 AM PST by
Makana
(Old soldiers never die. They just read Free Republic.)
To: markomalley
In Washington D.C. they could play Bluegrass and get rid of loiterers.
11 posted on
11/21/2013 4:25:53 AM PST by
Venturer
(Keep Obama and you aint seen nothing yet.)
To: markomalley
What is it about classical music that repels da youts’? They don’t just not like it, it’s like kryptonite to them.
If that didn’t work, I would play the greatest hits of Slim Whitman - backwards like El Rushbo looking for satanic messages.
13 posted on
11/21/2013 4:43:50 AM PST by
elcid1970
("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
To: markomalley
Hmmm, strange that the food isnt enough to drive them off...
16 posted on
11/21/2013 5:07:20 AM PST by
556x45
To: markomalley
Play the Disney “It’s a Small World After All” over and over.
21 posted on
11/21/2013 5:33:59 AM PST by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: markomalley
Could install the Mosquito, kids can hear it but older folks can't. I play it really loud in my Psych class when we cover sensation, students cringe and cover their ears but I can't hear it. “Are you sure you heard that because I didn't...let me play that again.”
http://www.movingsoundtech.com/
25 posted on
11/21/2013 5:53:41 AM PST by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
To: markomalley
Why not just throw them out? It’s private property.
28 posted on
11/21/2013 6:18:08 AM PST by
popdonnelly
(The right to self-defense is older than the Constitution.)
To: sitetest
29 posted on
11/21/2013 6:22:17 AM PST by
randita
To: markomalley
I know one that pipes in Adult Standards of the 40’s, 50’s and 60’s. Likely for the same reasons.
To: markomalley
This works, I have been permanently driven out of Olive Garden with their Frank Sinatra music.
32 posted on
11/21/2013 6:50:27 AM PST by
faucetman
( Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
To: markomalley
Years ago a store owner started piping in Mozart for the same purpose.
My thoughts? Pipe in some Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys. ;-D
34 posted on
11/21/2013 7:51:18 AM PST by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: markomalley
Love it! Crank up the Puccini.
35 posted on
11/21/2013 9:13:34 AM PST by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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