I took my wife to dinner. Shes very sexy. So she orders soup
Young man serving her is totally distracted, looking at her chest and legs, not the table.. Misses the table and Drops the soup right on her lap. He is in agony, reaching to her crotch to clean it. Then Pulling back realizing where his hand is going. Thank god she didn’t get hurt. Funny thinking of it now. Poor kid turned bright red.
You shared this story just to brag about your wife, didn’t you? :)