To: Greetings_Puny_Humans
I once had scalding hot coffee spilled on my hand me at a restaurant. I didn’t even flinch, nor even move my hand at all as if in pain, and waited a moment to put down my burger (or whatever it was) with my other hand while the waitress panicked. I said, “It’s fine,” and it was.That's nothing. I once skimmed the dross off of molten lead with my genitals. I didn't even wince, nor showed any pain whatsoever. My boss panicked and asked if I needed help, and I said, "No, I feel great." And I did.
26 posted on
10/26/2013 8:22:19 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
That's nothing. I once skimmed the dross off of molten lead with my genitals. You should have that checked. Heavy metals are no joke!
29 posted on
10/26/2013 8:25:33 PM PDT by
LucianOfSamasota
(Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
To: Lazamataz
30 posted on
10/26/2013 8:36:37 PM PDT by
lightman
(O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
To: Lazamataz
"I once skimmed the dross off of molten lead with my genitals. I didn't even wince, nor showed any pain whatsoever."
...so it's "Iron Balls" Lazamataz from here on out?
bathing must be a *itch..all that rustolemun.
33 posted on
10/26/2013 8:41:29 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
To: Lazamataz
“That’s nothing. I once skimmed the dross off of molten lead with my genitals. I didn’t even wince, nor showed any pain whatsoever. My boss panicked and asked if I needed help, and I said, “No, I feel great.” And I did.”
That’s nothing. I was on my boat cleaning a freshly caught King salmon. The boat rocked and I slipped with my fillet knife. I cut my .... Mr. Happy clean off. I sat down and using a barbed hook with 80 pound fishing line, I sewed it back on. I used duct tape for bandaging. My fishing buddy asked me if I was okay, and I said, “I feel great.” And I did. I went back to fishing and had my buddy fetch me a cup of steaming hot coffee.
43 posted on
10/26/2013 9:14:47 PM PDT by
Gator113
( Cruz, Palin and Lee speak for me, most everyone else is just noise.)
To: Lazamataz
53 posted on
10/26/2013 10:16:56 PM PDT by
PA-RIVER
To: Lazamataz
Wow! That’s a tough sac!
Must look like burlap . . .
73 posted on
10/27/2013 4:54:53 AM PDT by
BraveMan
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