From PC Magazine:
We love wares in this industry as noted below.
The Basic Wares
hardware
software
firmware
The Traditional Wares
adware
courseware
groupware
liveware
malware
middleware
shareware
spyware
vaporware
wetware
Other Wares
abandonware
badware
beltware
betaware
bloatware
boardware
bridgeware
brochureware
censorware
charityware
cloudware
crapware
crimeware
crippleware
crossware
crudware
demoware
donationware
dribbleware
evolware
expireware
feeware
freeware
grayware
greenware
griddleware
guiltware
hookemware
hyperware
infoware
jobsware
junkware
Kruegerware
lockware
morphware
nagware
obnoxiousware
parasiteware
payware
peopleware
poachware
pushware
ransomware
reactionware
roomware
scareware
scumware
shelfware
shovelware
Slackware
slideware
snoopware
software
spamware
spyware
stackware
stealthware
thiefware
trashware
treeware
trialware
vendorware
But now, finally, we have a new ware that covers all of the shitty software that has ever been written:
OBAMAWARE
Excellent analogy!