Sometimes I stream Fox News Talk during the day (Kilmeade, Gibson, Sullivan - not Colmes!). Their stream is chock full of this garbage: “Do you have the right car seat for your kid?” “Do you know to call 911 if you’re having a stroke?” “Are you prepared for a natural disaster?” “Take your kids to the forest today; visit bleep.gov to find one near you.”
The answers to these questions used to be covered by something called common sense and did not require a visit to a government web site.
Chances are these Ad Council spots (which are obnoxious in their strained humor) were purchased long in advance. Money wholly wasted in my opinion.
Dude, are you okay? Why won’t you shake my hand? Are you having a seizure or something?