In other news, The WH announced that gasoline sales will be restricted to 4 wheel vehicles only from. 9-10 thru 9-11 in Washingon, DC and surrounding areas. The only exceptions will be for law enforcement vehices, commercial vehicles, or those driven by foreign nationals and Muslims. Order decreed by Emporer B. Obama this 8th day of September, 2013. Violators of this decree, particularly Christians, Tea Party members or other patriots opposing the federal tyrrany will be shot on sight.
So, fill up the bulk tanks on your run trucks, brothers, and be ready to slake the thirst of some fine iron if anyone should run a mite dry.
There is always a workaround. We're talking bikers, here.