The Chinese government recently announced that they have hired A, T & T to help them produce a workable telephone directory.
The Chinese had tried for years to produce a workable telephone directory but they were unsuccessful because there are so many Wings and Wongs in China.....
.....that they were afraid that someone might wing a wong number!
GROAN!!! But I'm laughinng.
Ahahahahaha...ha!
Now that was a belly laugh & much needed.
What time is it dearheart?