[Jim Noble]

Let’s try to make this a “teachable moment.”

When the student is ready, the teacher appears.

The only important question in American politics today is, "Is the student ready"?

[Orangedog]

The students won’t show up for class. Hell, even Jeff Spicoli would show up for class. At least Ferris Bueller would make an effort to hack the attendance records to make it look like he showed up. Boobus Americanus won’t even enroll.