Could have fooled me:
Well there is no indication that they had sex before and after her birthday
Is English your first language?
I am going to go out on a limb and assume that you are a libertarian. Correct?
Well you seem easy enough to fool.
And no, I am a conservative for a limited government with enumerated powers.
I am going to go out on a limb and assume you support the nanny State. Correct?