[Standing Wolf]

Two thoughts:

1.) All English "news" papers need to be regarded with deep, abiding skepticism, and the Guardian with many times the normal amount. What their articles frequently lack in authenticity, they compensate for in imagination.

2.) It's been conclusively demonstrated in numerous independent scientific studies over 99% of all convicted murderers ate hamburgers and French fries as small children; therefore, we need to ban hamburgers and French fries immediately for the sake of the children.

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What their articles frequently lack in authenticity, they compensate for in imagination.

Nicely played!

For all that, they compare favorably with American "news" papers. *sigh*