This is CH-icago, after all!
Well At home the wetbacks slaughter a goat hanging from a tree
and butcher it! Salsa Music and Cervesa! Nothing like your kid seein goat with it’s throat cut!
"I'm directing Sen Schumer to rename immigration reform:
'The Ariel Castro Respect and Dignity for Latinos Bill.""
"A separate amendment---'The Tamarlan Tsarneav Memorial
Amendment'---will provide government-issue pressure cookers,
fireworks, and jars of vaseline for tormented Chechneyan
immigrants seeking "asylum" from govt persecution."