[Mr Rogers]

My daughter asked me what I’d do if Texas left the union. I told her I’d load up the pickup truck, cross New Mexico, and join! She then asked me what I’d do if Arizona left. I told her I’d volunteer to guard the border with California, to keep the locusts out...

[SoldierDad]

If Red States did secede I would definitely leave CA and move to the New World.

[central_va]

I told her I’d load up the pickup truck,

The Beverly Hillbillys in reverse? I would be coming too, from the other direction.