I was only kidding, but yeah, they're slow in reasoning. I'm afraid they wouldn't be given ten minutes to figure things out if the red states seceded.
If our political union truly were to split left and right, those stuck behind enemy lines would have an awful, and possibly even deadly experience. The smart ones would see it coming, and get out while the getting was good, although libs trapped in red states would eventually discover what good fortune that was.
The progressive states would quickly discover “border controls” to keep people from fleeing.
Yeah, but those libs would have free health care, free contraception, NO GUNS, pure liberal tv, etc.
The smart ones would see it coming, and get out while the getting was good, although libs trapped in red states ....
Either that, or they would turn conservative. Most libs turn conservative after they have been mugged a few times.