who have hanged heroes..." Glad we got that... 
straighten out, Sarge.
I disagree, history is written... 
by those who psychoanalyse heroes and tell them they hate their mothers yet at the same time wish to sleep with them.
You're both full'a crap! History is written by men.... 
missing teeth!
History, you guys, is written by men with whips... 
and chains that their girlfriends knows how to use--
Sarge, Sarge-- If you had come to me before... 
Red Ken would be suffering this very day.
As I keep telling Ralphie Boy, history is written by men... 
who make heroes' crap eventually smell nice.
History, as you should know, is written by men... 
who shag all the pretty birds!
All I know about history I learned... 
from these guys... 
in a Toluca Lake fern bar last night.
Do it for me, Rameses Dear! Catch those Hebrews... 
and write some history!
History will be written by men like me... 
who are still on TV being themselves and getting paid the really, really big bucks for it!
Gadzooks! On that note we close with the truth... 
"History is written by Orion Slave Gals... 
with three boobs!
