I guess they don’t realize God put doctors on Earth to help out in that regard
Joe watched the weather forecast, and disregarded the flood warnings, saying "God will protect me".
The rains came.
When the water was a foot deep, the police came by and tried to help him escape. "No - God will protect me", he said.
When the water was window-deep, the rescue people came by in a boat and tried to help him escape. "No - God will protect me", he said.
When the water was roof-deep, he climbed out onto the roof. More rescuers came by in boats, but "No - God will protect me", he said.
The water covered the roof and Joe was swept away and drowned.
At the Pearly Gates, he asked God why He wasn't there to protect old Joe.
God said, "Well, what do you want? I sent a weather forecaster, a police squad, and two boats for you!"