[I cannot think of a name]

“there had been speculation that he would be represented either by Vice President Joe Biden or wife Michelle.”

Good grief!!!! Send nobody. Send a wino. Send a crack whore.

Anyone would be less of an insult than those two idiots.

[Vehmgericht]

Why not his favorite advisor, Pimp with a Limp.
You can take the boy out of the ghetto but you can’t take the ghetto out of the boy.