Ah, this is Obama, your maximum eminence calling. OK, you may stand now. I have decided to issue orders to my feds to give whatever assistance they can. I have decided to come there if there is any political opportunity. Meanwhile, I am keep apprised here of what is happening by my staff, until 5PM at which time I go off the air. I am deeply saddened about this event but could be elated if the perpetrator is not from some protected group. I will decided when to issue a press release for maximum benefit to me. Meanwhile stay safe so you can contribute to my campaign funds.
Wow, rarely have I read a post with more dripping sarcasm and contempt.
Good job!
The causes of this terrorist attack:
Racism.
White entitlement.
Christianity.
Gun ownership.
Cigarette sales.
Global warming.
Clearcutting of forests.
The BP Oil Spill.
George W. Bush.
Sarah Palin.
Tea Partiers.
The failure to embrace undocumented workers.
The failure to reach out to Islam.
Mitch McConnell’s stubbornness.
The NRA.
Accusations of voter fraud.
Birthers.
the standard atatement meme and so forth here on out MUST be
“THIS is WHY we need guns. GOVERNMENT refuses to identify and protect against muslim terrorists”