Good News! We have invented Air Conditioning and learned to ice down the beer before serving.
Come on down. Bring a snow shovel with you. You can mount it on the side of the garage and your neighbors will ask what that is.
If you really want to get them laughing, bring out the 8 hp track-drive snow blower and tell them what you paid for it.
Some places are just so hot that you can't enjoy being outside, and I'd rather not spend nice (but sweltering) days inside with the A/C on. Been there, done that elsewhere...